What would the children be like? Or, do aliens make love using brain waves and thoughts?


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16 Comments on “What would it be like to make love to a female alien from another world?”

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  1. Klaus C says:

    sticky

  2. cjH says:

    probably undescribable.

  3. eggman says:

    It could be dangerous… some female species eat their mates afterward (and not in the good way).

  4. empresstigerlily says:

    I have oft pondered this very question..let me know when you find out okay? I agree with the first answer as well..sticky.

  5. Kelly,TX says:

    What happen can’t get enough attention in Earth? That is a very sad question…

  6. donktheclown says:

    I doubt that our genetics would be compatible with an alien’s. As far as “making love” is concerned, I heard they rub their horns together until their frenzy erupts into a frothy green soup…Afterwards, they relax and smoke a little anti-matter.

  7. B H says:

    Something like Wookie-nookie? Wow, could be intriguing.

    Of course there’d be a lot of pressure. I mean, you’d be there representing all of humanity so you’d have to *really* perform well and hope you “measure up” to the male of the species you’re, well, whatever you’re doing to her.

  8. Paul B says:

    You’re assuming the alien species would have “males” and “females”. If so, then having *** with them would be very weird. Think of having *** with animals (not just mammmels, but say frogs, turtles, large insects, etc.) except even more alien.

  9. zellx99 says:

    Well, different species can’t produce fertile children. Also, aliens probably have *** just like chickens.

  10. alex_a_yusko says:

    Assuming there are aliens in the first place, they’d probably look so different from us that you wouldn’t want to even try. I mean, you probably wouldn’t be attracted to an octopus, for example, and maybe the aliens will be much stranger. Maybe they’d also be much bigger or smaller, or need an environment poisonous to us to survive. There certainly wouldn’t be any way to have children, since that’s hard with different types of animals on Earth, which would all be more closely related than us to aliens.

  11. pippia says:

    sweet lusciousness my kid(s) would b like ****

    love pip the female alien

  12. savvy s says:

    The Alien Females Are quite Powerful and It Is Just Not possible To resist Them. They r i total Control During Love Making, And Is Is exrtremely pleasurable. I **** It When I Get Dumped Back In My Bed. It Happens To Me Only when Im asleep. Mind u Im a Cristian By His Grace. As for Children, I do not Know, But they certainly carry the ***** To Someplace

  13. Stewie says:

    Probably exciting….I believe *** is a universal act!!! We all need and love it regardless of species.

  14. co-opmong says:

    Gloopy…..

  15. David S says:

    Mating outside your race is usually disgusting. She might have weird flagella or floppity flaps down there. Yeech. She might secrete juices so acidic that my body parts would dissolve. Eek. And what if her mandibles were marked by bulbous lips the size of a small tire? Gross. What if her buttocks projected 22 inches behind the small of her back? There could be personal hygiene issues here. Suppose she’d have a nasty body odor? PU! And even if her DNA were compatible with mine, I wouldn’t want any kid of mine to be genetically contaminated all the days of his life.

  16. zee_prime says:

    Well, when I was a kid in the 1950s, in Britain, people there were pretty racist, and there was a saying that ******* start at Calais. Both our kids are married to citizens of other countries, and black people are OK. But ********** is still frowned on, even though all living things have similar DNA. If you meet an alien, there’s only about one chance in 10^800 that their DNA is similar to ours. So I’d say that making love to that female alien would be a more exotic experience than screwing a tomato and your chances of becoming a daddy wouldn’t be all that good.

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